Chaotic Neutral Podcast

Recorded on June 14, 2020

This week Sean goes full Mulaney.

Direct download: Episode_254_Strip_Mall_Dojo.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:19am EDT

Recorded on May 31, 2020.

This time Lynch never hit the publish button. A little late in the release but this is kinda the important one.

Direct download: Episode_252_The_One_About_The_Issues.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT

Recorded on June 7, 2020

Due to technical mishaps we're a week late in release but worry not. In this time of turmoil the boys try to bring some levity by arguing about comics and movies.

Direct download: Episode_253_And_Me.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:25pm EDT

Recorded on May 24, 2020

This week we yell at each other about some nerd shit.

Direct download: Episode_251_Thats_Not_How_Math_Works.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:36pm EDT

Recorded on May 17, 2020

This week the boys are back in form after a mother's day break.

Direct download: Episode_250_The_After_Break.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:16pm EDT

Recorded on May 3, 2020

This week is a chill week talking about video games and Karens


Direct download: Episode_249_The_K_Word.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:45pm EDT

Recorded on April 26, 2020

This week the gang's back together. For now.

Direct download: Episode_248.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:19pm EDT

Recorded on April 18, 2020

After taking a week off scheduling is still difficult.

Direct download: Episode_247_Scheduling.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:05pm EDT

Recorded on April 5, 2020

Justice doing Justice things.

Direct download: Episode_246_Its_Justice_Again.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:25pm EDT

Recorded on March 29, 2020

This week Chris is Chris and we get whiskey Sean.

Direct download: Episode_245_Chris_You_Monkey.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:47pm EDT

Recorded on March 22, 2020

It's another week of social distancing so it's time for more bs.


Direct download: Episode_244_Automelons.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:08pm EDT

Recorded on March 15, 2020

This week it's about some thing in the news.

Direct download: Episode_243_Corona-chan.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:05pm EDT

Recorded on Feb 24, 2020

This week it's about comics and John Williams

Direct download: Episode_242_Genital_OST.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:54pm EDT

Recorded on Feb 24, 2020

This week Sean is back from the dead.

Direct download: Episode_241_Sharrison_Jones.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:04pm EDT

Recorded on Feb 9, 2020

This week it just a quiet chat about stuff.

Direct download: Episode_240_A_Quiet_Chat.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:01pm EDT

Recorded on Feb 6, 2020

This week national blank days are bs.

Direct download: Episode_239_National_Nutella_Day.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:33pm EDT

Recorded on Jan 29, 2020

This week Lucci has "talent"

Direct download: Episode_238_Lucci_Is_Talent.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:21pm EDT

Recorded on Jan 23, 2020

This week Nader saw Rise Of Skywalker and it unleashed a little Palpatine in him.


Direct download: Episode_237_Welcome_To_The_Dark_Side_Nader.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:42pm EDT

Recorded on Jan 17, 2020

This week EJ is wrong.

Direct download: Episode_236_Whats_A_Boring_Name.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:59pm EDT

Recorded on Jan 5, 2020

This week Lucci went to da club.

Direct download: Episode_235_Lucci_Goes_Clubbing.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:45pm EDT

Recorded on Dec 29, 2019

We're back! This time we talk about fake meat.

Direct download: Episode_234_If_It_Has_a_Face_Or_Not_A_Face.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:07pm EDT

Recorded on Dec 8, 2019

This week the boys argue about the merits of Vin Diesel.

Direct download: Episode_233_The_Diesel_Debate.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Recorded on Dec 5, 2019

This week Nader and Lynch bail early to raid.

Direct download: Episode_232_Hard_Out.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:08pm EDT

Recorded on Nov 25, 2019

It's a movie and tv talk abouts this week.

Direct download: Episode_231_Fans_At_Hitler_Rallies.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:34pm EDT

Recorded on Nov 3, 2019

This week the boys gear up for Extra Life.

Direct download: Episode_230_The_Pre_Post_Extra_Life.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:43am EDT

Recorded on Oct 30, 2019

This week Nader has a business idea.

Direct download: Episode_229_The_Nader_Plan.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:04pm EDT

Recorded on Oct 25, 2019

It's Extra Life time.  Chaotic Neutral Productions on Facebook for the link to donate.

This week this episode number is cursed.

Direct download: Episode_228_The_One_With_The_Curse.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:27pm EDT

Recorded on Oct 6, 2019

Joker spoiler cast at the end.

Direct download: Episode_227_The_One_About_Movies_Joker_Spoilers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:51pm EDT

Recorded on Sept 30, 2019

This week Lucci is disgusting.

Direct download: Episode_226_Lucci_Is_Disgust.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:16pm EDT

Recorded on Sept 22, 2019

This week WoW Classic is a thing and Lucci survived storming the gate.

Direct download: Episode_225_GateGate.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:44pm EDT

Recorded on Sept 1, 2019

This week it's a 2 man nerd off.

Direct download: Episode_224_Race_Like_A_Pisshorse.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:15pm EDT

Recorded on Aug 25, 2019

This week the boys are at it again about some nerd shit.  Also Lucci's back.

Direct download: Episode_223_Alt_Wrong.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:14pm EDT

Recorded on Aug 18, 2019

This Week the boys talk Batman and argue about Star Wars.  Also something something something Epstein.

Direct download: Episode_222_Attack_Of_The_Nerds.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:57pm EDT

Recorded on Aug 11, 2019

This week we don't talk politics.  Hooray.  Instead we argue about cubits.

Direct download: Episode_221_A_Cubit.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:36am EDT

Recorded on Aug 4, 2019

This week it's the usual nerd shit plus some politicking.

Direct download: Episode_220_The_One_True_Batman.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:07pm EDT

Recorded on July 28th, 2019

This week the boys talk about things that are not going to happen.

Direct download: Episode_219_The_Things_Were_Not_Going_To_Do.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:15pm EDT

Recorded on July 21, 2019

This week there was a comic thing that happened.  Some news.

Direct download: Episode_218_A_Comic_Thing_Happened.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:29pm EDT

Recorded on July 15, 2019

This week the boys talk about storming Area 51 and Disney.

Direct download: Episode_217_The_Extra_Gravity_On_Mars.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:51pm EDT

Recorded on July 8, 2019

This eek it's back to form with comics and politics.

Direct download: Episode_216_Dueling_Libertarians.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:05pm EDT

Recorded on June 30, 2019

This week the boys discuss anime and torture devices.

Direct download: Episode_215_Of_Nerds_And_Torture.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:11am EDT

Recorded on June 23, 2019

AKA Things Nader Can't Do. The boys are in rare form this week with bitching about stuff.

Direct download: Episode_214_Fight_Night.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:08pm EDT

Recorded on June 16, 2019

The boys strive not to shit their pants.

Direct download: Episode_213_The_Almost_Clean_Pants.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:58pm EDT

Recorded on May 28, 2019

This week it's a 2 man while the rest of us prep for Vegas and roasting Lucci.


Direct download: Episode_212_The_Pre-Vegas.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:54pm EDT

Recorded on May 21, 2019

It's the end as we know it and I feel fine.  Game Of Thrones has ended and the boys talk about concussions.

Direct download: Episode_211_A_Dream_Of_Dunces.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT

Recorded on May 13, 2019

This week the boys go hard in the paint again.

Direct download: Episode_210_The_Winds_Of_Wieners.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:40am EDT

Recorded on May 6, 2019

This week Sanic is a thing.

Direct download: Episode_209_A_Feast_For_Fools.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:07pm EDT

Recorded on April 30, 2019

This week Sean gets all choked up. Literally.

Direct download: Episode_208_A_Storm_Of_Simpletons_Endgame_Spoilers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:37am EDT

Recorded on April 22, 2019

It's still GoT time. Buckle up for some hard theory crafting.

Direct download: Episode_207_A_Clash_Of_Cretins.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:16pm EDT

Recorded on April 15, 2019

This week Game Of Thrones premiered. It's time for Westerosi politics.

Direct download: Episode_206_A_Game_Of_Idiots.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:45pm EDT

Recorded on April 7, 2019

This week the gang decides politics is a good idea. 

Direct download: Episode_205_The_Great_Debate.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:52pm EDT

Recorded on April 3, 2019

This week the boys talk about math and the internet.

Direct download: Episode_204_White_People_Math.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:25pm EDT

Recorded on March 16, 2019

This week some old men talk cars and drinking.

Direct download: Episode_203_The_Golden_Ratio_Of_Pizza.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT

Recorded on March 10, 2019

This week Nader graduates to dad status during the Twitter Wars.

Direct download: Episode_202_The_Twitter_Wars.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:30pm EDT

Recorded on March 6, 2019

This week is the comedown from 200.

Direct download: Episode_201_The_Comedown.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:49pm EDT

Recorded on Feb 24, 2019

It's 200. Buckle up.

Direct download: Episode_200_Double_Milestone.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:12pm EDT

Recorded on Feb 18, 2019.

This week is a calm before the storm at will be 200.  

Direct download: Episode_199_The_Calm_Before.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:15pm EDT

Recorded on Feb 13, 2019

This week Lynch drinks a half a bottle of whiskey.

Direct download: Episode_198_Connor_Punch.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:54am EDT

Recorded on Feb 6, 2019

This week starts dadish and ends in the usual fashion.  With comics.

Direct download: Episode_197_Two_And_A_Half_Dads.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:14pm EDT

Recorded on Jan 31, 2019

A wild Lynch appears.  Nader continues to not be dead.

Direct download: Episode_196_The_One_With_The_OGs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:24am EDT

Recorded on Jan 20, 2019

This week Lucci no words good.


Direct download: Episode_195_Subsidiary.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:04pm EDT

Recorded on Jan 12, 2019

Nader's back and Ray's drunk.  Prepare your sphincters. 


Direct download: Episode_194_Rejoice_For_He_Hath_Risen.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:07pm EDT

Recorded on Dec 30, 2018

This week Ray is back.  So is EJ.  EJ still doesn't know how to talk into a mic.

Direct download: Episode_193_Its_Comics_Yet_Again.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:05pm EDT

Recorded on Dec 20, 2018

This week the two not dads tackle the internet.  God help us all.

Direct download: Episode_192_The_Not_Dadcast.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:24pm EDT

Recorded on Nov 28, 2018

A little late but things happen.  Don't worry though comic talk resumes.

Direct download: Episode_191_You_Cant_Even_Trip_Over.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:28am EDT

Recorded on Nov 12, 2018

This week returning voices enter the fray.  Also dick laser headlights.


Direct download: Episode_190_The_Gangs_All_Here.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:09am EDT

Recorded on Oct 23, 2018

The boys have a argument.  EJ has a oops.  Lucci does a phone.  Lynch was busy so edited late.


Direct download: Episode_189_It_Ends_How_It_Starts.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:48pm EDT

Recorded on Oct 14, 2018

This week EJ and Lynch are dead.  

Direct download: Episode_188_Lazy_Sunday.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:39pm EDT

Recorded on Oct 8, 2018

This first attempt at this one had poop audio so the boys did a quickie to fill.


Direct download: Episode_187_Try_Again.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:17pm EDT

Recorded on Sept 23, 2018

This week the boys get drunk and meander their way through topics.

Direct download: Episode_186_The_One_About_The_Things.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:25am EDT

Recorded on Sept 20, 2018

This week the boys record late and are exhaust.  Lucci leaves early.

Direct download: Episode_185_Lazy_Days.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:15pm EDT

Recorded on Sept 9, 2018

This week EJ is back and Lynch is sick.  That means the boys talk about comics and Lynch checks out.

Direct download: Episode_184_The_Regular_Host.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:43pm EDT

Recorded on Sept 2, 2018

This week Lucci and Sean talk poop again.

Direct download: Episode_183_Dad_Talk.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:40pm EDT

Recorded on Aug 26, 2018

This week EJ died and left it in the hands of Sean and Lucci.  Sean describes why he isn't a perfect human.  The boys tell the internet to not be butt sausages.


Direct download: Episode_182_Sean_Is_A_Perfect_Human_Except.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:48pm EDT

Recorded Aug 19 2018


This is easily the stupidest Episode of anything we've ever produced and I couldn't be happier with it. Also, Dan is back. Rejoice.

Direct download: Ep_181.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:44pm EDT

Recorded on Aug 12, 2018

The return of Chris.  We outlasted Info Wars. Lynch got drunk in Austin.  God help us all.


Direct download: Episode_180_We_Outlast_Info_Wars.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:56pm EDT

Recorded on Aug 5, 2018.

This week we're still using Skype because Sean is a beta cuck.  Stuff about movies and tv.

Direct download: Episode_179_Sean_Is_A_Beta.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:25pm EDT

Recorded August 3rd 2018, This week the boys deal with Seans unfortunate OS decisions and deep dive into the new Venom trailer. Also, Moviepass is garbage.



Direct download: CNP_Episode_178.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:56pm EDT

Recorded-ish on July 22, 2018

This week the boys are using Skype again, le sigh, so audio quality is booty cheeks.  Lucci decides to drop 20 minutes of audio.  Comic-con.  

Direct download: Episode_177_Technicals_Can_Be_Very_Difficult.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:55pm EDT

Recorded on July, 15 2018

This week the boys read things on the internet.  Mostly about nerd stuff.


Direct download: Episode_176_CNP_Reads_The_Internet.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:59pm EDT

Recorded on July 1, 2018

This week Lynch woke up from a nap.  DC talk happens.  Lynch takes a nap.

Direct download: Episode_175_Lynch_Checks_Out.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:48pm EDT

Recorded on June 24, 2018

This week the boys go places.  Lucci rolls into Vegas.  It gets political.

Direct download: Episode_174_Lucci_Does_A_Vegas.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:27am EDT

Recorded on June 17, 2018

Lynch has some fun doing a spite edit.

Direct download: Episode_173_Eff_Comcast.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:45pm EDT

Recorded on Jun 10, 2018

Lynch bought a car.  The gang talks about video games.

Direct download: Episode_172_Lynch_Is_A_Toolbag.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

EJ, Lucci, Sean, and Ray go over the ups and downs of this years E3 press conferences and major announcements.

Direct download: CNP_E3_2018.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:09pm EDT

Recorded on June 4, 2018

This week Sean is repulsed by ugly phones.

Direct download: Episode_171_Phone_Gaggies.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:40pm EDT

Recorded on May 27, 2018

It was a 2 man this week.  Lynch hates on stuff.  Movie spoilers.

Direct download: Episode_170_Lynch_Hates.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:44pm EDT

Recorded on May 20, 2018

This week it's movie and tv talk time.  

Direct download: Episode_169_Electronic_Athlete.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:50pm EDT

Recorded on May 14, 2018

This week it's a shorthanded 2 man podcast.  Get ready for some video game talk.

Direct download: Episode_168_That_Sounds_Right.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:43pm EDT

Recorded on May 6, 2018

This week it's about poop and partying.  New guest Drew.

Direct download: Episode_167_Now_You_Have_To_Learn_To_Be_An_Airbender.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:52am EDT

God Of War and Infinity War spoilers ahead.

Recorded on April 29, 2018

Nader's back!  It's all about God of War and Infinity War.  Listen at your own risk.

Direct download: Episode_166_Telekinetic_Push_Also_Spoilers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:40am EDT

Recorded on Apr 15, 2018

Chris is back...  But hey so is Ray so at least you have that going for ya.  Which is nice.

Direct download: Episode_165_Choke_Law.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:16pm EDT

Recorded on April 8, 2018

This week Lynch got sidetracked by moving instead of editing the podcast.  Lucci is also an esport "competitor."

Direct download: Episode_164_Lucci_Has_An_Esport.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:31am EDT

Recorded on Mar 25, 2018

This week the boys have a talkie about movies and blacking out.

Direct download: Episode_163_Blacking_Out.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:09pm EDT

Recorded on Mar 19, 2018

This week Lucci and Lynch have talkies while EJ does things.

Direct download: Episode_162_Theyre_Not_That_Drunk.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:45am EDT

Recorded on Mar 11, 2018

We skipped a week because reasons.  Fear not though because we get drunk Sean.  Get ready for it.

Direct download: Episode_161_Sean_Will_Fight_You.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:30pm EDT

Recorded on Feb 25, 2018

This week Lucci's audio gets got.

Direct download: Episode_160_Lucci_Gets_Got.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:26pm EDT

Recorded on Feb 18, 2018

This week Lynch words good.  Comics and politics happens.  Sean gets triggered.


Direct download: Episode_159_Edowardo.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:31pm EDT

Recorded on Feb 10, 2018

The morons are back after an Eagles win.  Get ready for politics.

Direct download: Episode_158_Get_Gout.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:29pm EDT

Recorded on Jan 21, 2018

This week Lucci's dumb but not an idiot.

Direct download: Episode_157_Biting_At_The_Hilt.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:52pm EDT

Recorded on Jan 14, 2018

This week Phil and Chris are back.  Prepare your buttholes.

Direct download: Episode_156_The_Gangs_Back.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:08pm EDT